Nothing says 'youth engagement' like a billion-naira bagpipe purchase.
Deputy Speaker defends ₦1bn church instrument fund
The Deputy Speaker defends a ₦1 billion budget for church instruments in Bende as funding for youth programs and anti-vice campaigns, not just music gear.
Source: Deputy Speaker defends ₦1bn church instrument fund — Premium Times Nigeria
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 22, 2026.
Topics: nigeria · politics · bende · scandal · money
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