First turtle to log more air miles than most influencers, and it didn't even have to pack a carry-on.
Rare turtle Rhossi to be flown 5,000 miles home to Gulf of Mexico
A rare Kemp's ridley sea turtle named Rhossi, found stranded in Wales, will be flown 5,000 miles to the Gulf of Mexico for release. The journey, coordinated by conservation groups, aims to return the turtle to its native habitat after rehabilitation.
Source: Rare turtle Rhossi to be flown 5,000 miles home to Gulf of Mexico — r/UpliftingNews
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