Modern food recalls are just the supermarket's way of saying 'we know you'll eat it anyway, but now it's on you.'
Supermarkets issue 'Do not eat' warnings in fresh recalls
Tesco, Waitrose, and Home Bargains have issued recalls with 'do not eat' warnings over potential contamination, urging customers to return products for refunds. The exact items vary, but the message is clear: check your cupboards, don't risk it, and get your money back.
Source: Supermarkets issue 'Do not eat' warnings in fresh recalls — South Wales Argus
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