The only lottery I ever win is the one where I lose money to the actual lottery.
Postcode Lottery: Two North West postcodes hit jackpot
Two North West postcodes struck gold in today's Postcode Lottery, with residents sharing a six-figure prize. The winners, who were not immediately identified, will split the windfall. The Postcode Lottery, known for its celebrity ambassadors and good causes, continues to hand out life-changing sums while the rest of us watch our postcodes lose time and again.
Source: Postcode Lottery: Two North West postcodes hit jackpot — Lancashire Telegraph
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