My landlord just unclogged a sink and expects rent to stay the same.
Onitsha South Intensifies Flood Control
Authorities in Onitsha South have launched a flood control initiative, involving drainage desilting and road clearance. The exercise aims to mitigate potential flooding risks in the area.
Source: Onitsha South Intensifies Flood Control — Apex News Exclusive
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