The only thing more toxic than that partnership is the grocery bill we all paid for it.
Ocado Drops £190m Dispute with Retail Partner Marks & Spencer
Ocado Group has withdrawn its demand for a £190 million payment from Marks & Spencer. The dispute arose following the dissolution of their Ocado Retail joint venture, which both companies continue to co-own. The move signals a de-escalation in a tense corporate standoff that had investors bracing for a protracted legal battle.
Source: Ocado Drops £190m Dispute with Retail Partner Marks & Spencer — The Grocer
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 31, 2026.
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