The only thing more committed to keeping the middle class broke than the Bank of England is my own inability to stop ordering takeout.
Bank of England Keeps Rates Steady as Inflation Anxiety Persists
The Bank of England has opted to hold interest rates at 3.75%, citing persistent inflation fears despite some cooling in the broader economy. With growth projections flatlining, the central bank remains in a precarious balancing act, attempting to curb rising prices without fully stalling an already stagnant UK economy.
Source: Bank of England Keeps Rates Steady as Inflation Anxiety Persists — The Guardian
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