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Being rebooked on WestJet currently has the same reliability as a psychic's promise to find your lost soulmate.

Being rebooked on WestJet currently has the same reliability as a psychic's promise to find your lost soulmate.

WestJet Passengers Prepare for Grounded Summer as Strike Looms

WestJet and its flight attendants are deadlocked in contract negotiations, with both sides issuing notices of a potential strike and lockout. As the airline prepares to preemptively ground its fleet to avoid mid-air chaos, thousands of passengers are stuck in the familiar purgatory of cancelled summer travel plans.

Source: WestJet Passengers Prepare for Grounded Summer as Strike Looms — Toronto Star

A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 31, 2026.

Topics: westjet · travel · strike · airlines · canada

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