Somewhere a grandson is 'helping' like a hedge fund taking 2 and 20.
Maryland woman wins her second $50,000 lottery prize of 2026
A Germantown, Maryland resident collected her second $50,000 Pick 5 jackpot of 2026 from a ticket her grandson buys every Tuesday at a local Sunoco. Lottery officials confirmed the Aug. 23 win, which follows an earlier five-figure prize this year. She'll fund home renovations and share a cut with the grandson. No word on whether the runner gets a raise.
Source: Maryland woman wins her second $50,000 lottery prize of 2026 — UPI Odd News
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