Somewhere a guy is telling his buddies it was a hot day and technically he was wearing sneakers.
Florida man in G-string and sneakers arrested in Target parking lot
A Florida man was arrested in a Target parking lot wearing only a G-string and sneakers, according to a police report. The man—who was not a Target employee, a runway model, or participating in any sanctioned event—was taken into custody without incident. Florida, a state that has spent decades operating as America's unfiltered emotional support animal, declined to comment.
Source: Florida man in G-string and sneakers arrested in Target parking lot — r/FloridaMan
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 11, 2026.
Topics: floridaman · florida · weirdnews · target · onlyinflorida · crime · wtf · viral
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