Trump is offering a stimulus check that shares the same delivery date as my imaginary lottery win.
Trump’s $5,000 Check Promise Is The Ultimate 'Check Is In The Mail' Bit
Former President Donald Trump has floated a promise of $5,000 dividend checks for American households, sparking confusion and debate over both the fiscal feasibility and the blatant electoral timing of the proposal. Economists have dismissed the math, noting the total cost would dwarf the entire federal budget, while critics argue it is a transparent gimmick designed to influence undecided voters.
Source: Trump’s $5,000 Check Promise Is The Ultimate 'Check Is In The Mail' Bit — Axios
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