A ten-year-old just out-gripped every adult on that mountain, and he didn't even get to skip the lift line.
A Virginia fifth-grader held a dangling six-year-old above the rocks for four minutes until ski patrol arrived.
Ten-year-old Major Metzger was riding a four-person chairlift at a Virginia ski resort when the six-year-old beside him slid off the seat. Major grabbed him and held him in the air, about sixteen feet above rocky ground, for roughly four minutes until ski patrol reached them and brought the younger boy to safety.
Source: A Virginia fifth-grader held a dangling six-year-old above the rocks for four minutes until ski patrol arrived. — r/UpliftingNews
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 18, 2026.
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