It is impressive that Bendigo Bank treats regulatory compliance with the same 'maybe later' energy I reserve for renewing my gym membership.
APRA tightens leash on Bendigo Bank over persistent risk management failures
APRA has imposed stricter licensing conditions on Bendigo Bank, citing persistent deficiencies in its risk management frameworks. The move follows identified failures to meet required standards for internal controls, forcing the bank to undergo an independent review and submit a remedial action plan to address the regulatory oversight gaps.
Source: APRA tightens leash on Bendigo Bank over persistent risk management failures — AFR
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