We’ve reached the peak of corporate innovation where 'expanding the fleet' is just a fancy way of saying you bought more heavy metal for traffic jams.
A Plessas Transport keeps the wheels turning with new Krone fleet
A Plessas Transport has expanded its logistics fleet with additional heavy-duty trucks from Krone to accommodate rising business demand. The investment highlights the company's focus on maintaining capacity as their transport contracts grow, reflecting a standard, if unglamorous, approach to meeting supply chain requirements in the current freight market.
Source: A Plessas Transport keeps the wheels turning with new Krone fleet — Commercial Motor
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 19, 2026.
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