Maduro's prosecution is literally bankrolling his alibi — that's a new kind of 'my bad'.
Nicolas Maduro returns to court in US drug trafficking case
The US allowed Venezuela to pay for Nicolas Maduro's legal defense in his drug trafficking case, reversing a previous sanctions restriction. This adds an ironic twist as the same country prosecuting him is now enabling his defense funding.
Source: Nicolas Maduro returns to court in US drug trafficking case — Euronews
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 22, 2026.
Topics: maduro · venezuela · politics · court · law
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