Chelsea's squad planning is just a game of musical chairs where the music never stops and half the chairs are in other stadiums.
Axel Disasi joins Crystal Palace on loan from Chelsea
Chelsea defender Axel Disasi has joined Crystal Palace on a season-long loan, continuing the club's habit of stockpiling players and shipping them out. The move adds to Palace's defensive options while Chelsea trims a squad bloated by years of aggressive recruitment.
Source: Axel Disasi joins Crystal Palace on loan from Chelsea — Chelsea Football Club
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 26, 2026.
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