Roulston scored the only goal and the Petes still lost by three. He's the guy who brought a salad to the potluck and watched it get ignored.
Roulston Scores in OHL Debut as Petes Fall 6-3 to Frontenacs
Petes rookie Roulston scored in his OHL debut, but the Peterborough Petes still lost 6-3 to the Kingston Frontenacs. The Frontenacs controlled the game, and Roulston's milestone goal was the only bright spot in a lopsided defeat. The Petes remain near the bottom of the OHL standings.
Source: Roulston Scores in OHL Debut as Petes Fall 6-3 to Frontenacs — Canadian Hockey League
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 18, 2026.
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