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Dad Stuns Family With Proclamation He Believes In Werewolves
Jesse Pflughaupt, a Topeka father, halted dinner by announcing his belief in werewolves, insisting they exist worldwide and look like ordinary people. He then played a 10-minute YouTube video on the subject at full volume, leaving his family in stunned silence as he returned to his pulled pork.
Source: Dad Stuns Family With Proclamation He Believes In Werewolves — The Onion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 24, 2026.
Topics: theonion · werewolves · dad · familydinner · satire · funny · dadjokes
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