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Senator Warns Your Airline Pilot Could Be A Furry In Bizarre Floor Speech

A U.S. senator used a floor speech to warn that commercial airline pilots could secretly be furries, a claim he delivered with the plea "Lord help us." The remarks, reported by the travel blog View from the Wing, offered no evidence, no named airline, and no proposed legislation, but did generate headlines. Aviation regulators, for their part, still require the same training, medical certificates and flight hours regardless of what anyone wears off-duty.

Source: Senator Warns Your Airline Pilot Could Be A Furry In Bizarre Floor Speech — View from the Wing

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