officers: 'walk nine steps.' florida man: 'say less,' proceeds to walk 25.

Florida Man Told To Take 9 Steps, Takes 25 and Can't Remember His ABC's Before DUI Arrest

A Florida man arrested on suspicion of DUI was asked by officers to perform field sobriety exercises, including a nine-step walk and reciting the alphabet. He reportedly took 25 steps instead of nine and could not complete the alphabet. He was taken into custody on the DUI charge. The incident was shared on Reddit's r/FloridaMan community.

Source: Florida Man Told To Take 9 Steps, Takes 25 and Can't Remember His ABC's Before DUI Arrest — r/FloridaMan

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