The Secret Service is now just a group chat with security clearance.
Secret Service Agent Under Probe for Leaking Info from Vance Detail
A member of Vice President JD Vance's protective detail is under internal investigation for allegedly leaking sensitive operational information. The agency has confirmed the breach is being handled as a serious security matter, further highlighting the ongoing internal struggles of an agency that seems unable to keep a secret.
Source: Secret Service Agent Under Probe for Leaking Info from Vance Detail — CBS News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 23, 2026.
Topics: jdvance · secretservice · politics · leaks · scandal
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