The DOJ dropping subpoenas for Trump’s plane probe is the legal equivalent of a student deleting their browser history right before the teacher checks their laptop.
DOJ Drops Subpoenas to New York Times Reporters in Trump Plane Probe
The Justice Department has formally withdrawn its subpoenas issued to New York Times reporters regarding the investigation into Donald Trump’s private aircraft. The move comes as Jay Clayton, the Manhattan U.S. Attorney who initiated the legal requests, prepares to step into his new role as Director of National Intelligence.
Source: DOJ Drops Subpoenas to New York Times Reporters in Trump Plane Probe — CNBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 23, 2026.
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