Imagine being so bored with governing that you start beefing with an Olympian over a few splashes of pool water.
White House Pushing DOJ to Reopen Dropped Reflecting Pool Case
The White House has reportedly pressured the Department of Justice to revive a case against Olympian David Hearn, despite local authorities previously dropping vandalism charges related to his dip in the National Mall's Reflecting Pool. It remains an exceptionally strange use of federal resources to re-litigate a minor park rule violation.
Source: White House Pushing DOJ to Reopen Dropped Reflecting Pool Case — WSJ
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