Democrats are currently fighting so hard over this seat they're going to accidentally invent a new form of internal combustion engine.
Francesca Hong and David Crowley locked in tight race for Wisconsin governor
Democrats Francesca Hong and David Crowley are locked in an exceptionally tight race for the Wisconsin gubernatorial nomination. With both candidates vying for the same ideological base, the contest has turned into a high-stakes standoff that has the party establishment sweating over potential voter splintering before the general election.
Source: Francesca Hong and David Crowley locked in tight race for Wisconsin governor — cnn.com
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