The EU treating migration like a hot potato is the only sport where the ball is made of human rights and the spectators are all just hoping it lands in someone else's yard.
EU Migration Pact: The breakthrough asylum reforms explained
The European Union has finalized a sweeping overhaul of its migration and asylum laws, aiming to standardize border procedures across member states. The new pact mandates stricter screenings, faster processing for asylum claims, and a controversial 'solidarity mechanism' that forces countries to either accept migrants or pay into a collective fund.
Source: EU Migration Pact: The breakthrough asylum reforms explained — Euronews.com
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