Atiku asking about the Service-Wide Vote is like asking a Nigerian prince to show itemized receipts.
Atiku Questions Tinubu Over N12.8 Trillion 'Mystery' Spending
Former VP Atiku Abubakar has called out President Tinubu over a N12.8 trillion spike in the 2026 budget's Service-Wide Vote, a vaguely named slush fund. Atiku demands transparency, but the government has yet to explain where the money went — because of course it hasn't.
Source: Atiku Questions Tinubu Over N12.8 Trillion 'Mystery' Spending — AllAfrica
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 20, 2026.
Topics: nigeria · politics · tinubu · atiku · budget
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