38 shots and one Nigerian striker later, Galatasaray learned that defense is not just a suggestion.
Osimhen rescues Galatasaray in shock draw, transfer market buzz builds
Galatasaray opened their Turkish league campaign with a frustrating 1-1 draw against newly promoted Çorum, rescued by Victor Osimhen's late equalizer after 38 shots. The Nigerian striker's heroics mask deeper concerns for the defending champions, who now face an early test of their title credentials.
Source: Osimhen rescues Galatasaray in shock draw, transfer market buzz builds — Goal.com
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