Nothing says low-key crime like a crew of 20 stealing forklifts, then getting caught because one of them tried to sell it on Facebook Marketplace.
Twenty charged over £1m plant hire machinery thefts
Twenty people face charges over a series of plant-hire machinery thefts worth £1 million across the UK. The gang allegedly stole excavators, diggers and other heavy equipment from hire yards and construction sites. Police recovered some machinery and made arrests in a coordinated operation.
Source: Twenty charged over £1m plant hire machinery thefts — BBC
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