Four emotional sponges and one furry landlord — the only one of them with a guaranteed meal plan is the cat.
I’m Tired of Being Told I Don’t Pay Rent When I Provide Free Therapy to Four Losers with Underdeveloped Frontal Lobes — Guest Column by a Ho
A house cat has written a guest column for The Hard Times, refusing to be shamed about not paying rent. The feline claims to offer free therapy and household services to its four human roommates, who are all failing at adult life. The cat threatens to get a degree and move out.
Source: I’m Tired of Being Told I Don’t Pay Rent When I Provide Free Therapy to Four Losers with Underdeveloped Frontal Lobes — Guest Column by a Ho — The Hard Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 16, 2026.
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