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Arsenal plot raid for two Manchester United youngsters
Arsenal are reportedly targeting two Manchester United youngsters in a raid that highlights United's declining academy influence. The move signals Arsenal's strategy to poach emerging talent from a struggling rival, potentially reshaping both clubs' youth development pipelines.
Source: Arsenal plot raid for two Manchester United youngsters — The Telegraph
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