The Little League World Series fanbase just learned that childhood obesity isn't a spectator sport.
Fan Turns Off Little League World Series Because No Big Fat Kid Playing
Dylan St. John of Buffalo turned off a Little League World Series game because neither team fielded a heavyset kid, calling the players 'string beans' and lamenting the absence of 250-pound tweens with nicknames like 'Meatball' or 'Tortuga.' He resumed watching after learning Canada's catcher, a 260-pounder, was warming up.
Source: Fan Turns Off Little League World Series Because No Big Fat Kid Playing — The Onion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 19, 2026.
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