The creative team definitely booked this card by throwing darts at a roster list while riding a rollercoaster.
WWE SummerSlam Night 1: Chaos, Hell in a Cell, and Unexpected Matchups
WWE's SummerSlam Night 1 featured a series of high-stakes bouts including CM Punk versus Cody Rhodes and a Hell in a Cell match between Oba Femi and Brock Lesnar. The card was widely noted for its aggressive, unpredictable booking that leaned heavily into shock value for the SummerSlam weekend.
Source: WWE SummerSlam Night 1: Chaos, Hell in a Cell, and Unexpected Matchups — PWTorch
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