Pegula's racket must feel like a loyal employee who just watched their boss miss the same deadline for the 47th time.
Pegula vs. Shnaider: DC Open Semifinal Showdown
In the Mubadala DC Open semifinals, Jessica Pegula faced Diana Shnaider. While the exact score isn't in the headline, the match was a tight WTA clash with Pegula's experience against Shnaider's rising power. The winner advances to the final, with both players eyeing the title.
Source: Pegula vs. Shnaider: DC Open Semifinal Showdown — WTA Tennis
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