The real jackpot winner is the £2.50 the lottery keeps when you inevitably forget to check.
EuroMillions: Winning numbers for Friday 4 September announced
EuroMillions results for Friday, September 4, were announced, with the usual astronomical odds leaving most players empty-handed. The winning numbers and Thunderball draw offered a brief flicker of hope before reality set in, as millions of tickets failed to match the jackpot combination.
Source: EuroMillions: Winning numbers for Friday 4 September announced — The Independent
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