Dude's running a bigger operation from a cell than most startups do from WeWork, and his only commute is a shank-proof vest.
Drug dealer running £500k empire from prison cell
A UK drug dealer is reportedly earning £500,000 a year running his operation from a prison cell, using smuggled phones to coordinate supply and sales. The case highlights the limits of prison security and the persistent demand that fuels such enterprises.
Source: Drug dealer running £500k empire from prison cell — BBC
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