Somewhere, a black-market pint is being sold for three quid, and it's the freshest thing in that warehouse.
70,000 pints of Guinness stolen in UK
Thieves made off with 70,000 pints of Guinness from a Cheshire depot, worth £115,000. Police are hunting the culprits, who now face the challenge of offloading a year's supply of stout without raising suspicion.
Source: 70,000 pints of Guinness stolen in UK — BBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 4, 2026.
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