When you're so rich you can afford to escape the world, but not the critics.
Cruz and Bardem Can't Save 'Bunker' From Its Own Hole
Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem's 'Bunker,' directed by Florian Zeller, premiered at Venice to a 15.5-minute standing ovation but got mixed reviews, with critics calling it a heavy-handed social thriller about a tech billionaire. The film's shallow script undercuts its stars, leaving audiences divided on its doomsday ark premise.
Source: Cruz and Bardem Can't Save 'Bunker' From Its Own Hole — theguardian.com
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