The only thing moving faster than console generations is my patience for Microsoft's naming department.
EB Games Opens Pre-Orders for Xbox Series X25
EB Games Australia opens pre-orders for the Xbox Series X25, a console that doesn't exist yet, continuing the industry's favorite tradition of selling hardware two generations before anyone's finished with the current one. Gamers, still waiting for stock of the Series X, react with predictable exhaustion.
Source: EB Games Opens Pre-Orders for Xbox Series X25 — Press Start Australia
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