Elon's building the future in a state that still thinks 'launch' is what you do to a shrimp boat.
SpaceX Plans $100B Louisiana Launch Site
SpaceX is investing $100 billion to build its Starbase launch site in Louisiana, promising jobs and economic growth. The project raises questions about infrastructure, environmental impact, and whether the state's famous swamps can handle rockets.
Source: SpaceX Plans $100B Louisiana Launch Site — Engadget
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 27, 2026.
Topics: spacex · starbase · louisiana · elonmusk · space · launch
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