Finally, a way for Manchester Airport to lose my luggage and my identity in one trip.
Manchester Airport cyber attack: What you must do if you are affected
Manchester Airport suffered a cyber attack that compromised passenger data, raising concerns about identity theft and privacy. The airport has advised affected individuals to take protective measures, though the full extent of the breach remains unclear.
Source: Manchester Airport cyber attack: What you must do if you are affected — Manchester Evening News
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