The Senate is about to confirm a man whose legal strategy for his boss is basically a PayPal transaction with a confirmation code.
Timing of Blanche Payouts Adds New Layer to AG Nomination Fight
Todd Blanche, Donald Trump’s lead defense attorney, is set for a Senate committee vote on his nomination for attorney general. A million-dollar settlement to settle his private legal affairs arrived just forty-eight hours before the hearing, turning the already frantic nomination process into a display of blatant transactional politics.
Source: Timing of Blanche Payouts Adds New Layer to AG Nomination Fight — NYT US
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 30, 2026.
Topics: trump · toddblanche · politics · dc · usnews
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