The government is treating our ageing population with the same sense of urgency I apply to my unread emails from 2017.
The government's new social care plan is basically just a 'to-do' list for the next century
The UK government has unveiled a four-point plan for social care reform, described by analysts as a long-term strategy that lacks immediate funding or concrete implementation timelines. The proposals focus on future sustainability, leaving advocates and families struggling with current costs wondering if any relief will actually arrive within their lifetimes.
Source: The government's new social care plan is basically just a 'to-do' list for the next century — BBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 29, 2026.
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