Resigning right before a misconduct hearing is the institutional version of deleting your browser history the second your mom walks into the room.
Staffordshire Police Chief Constable resigns ahead of misconduct tribunal
Staffordshire Police Chief Constable Chris Noble has resigned from his post immediately, preempting a scheduled misconduct tribunal. The hearing was set to examine allegations concerning his performance and conduct, but his departure effectively ends the proceedings before the board could deliver a verdict, leaving the investigation officially unresolved.
Source: Staffordshire Police Chief Constable resigns ahead of misconduct tribunal — BBC
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