The only thing more committed to its schedule than this education board is the guy who shows up to his own surprise funeral.
Schools forced to stay open during Red Rainstorm alert
Hong Kong schools are remaining open for regular dismissal hours despite a Red Rainstorm Signal issued during the morning commute. While most businesses and public services adjust to the extreme weather, students and staff are expected to maintain their academic routine regardless of the flooding risks.
Source: Schools forced to stay open during Red Rainstorm alert — Dimsum Daily
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 20, 2026.
Topics: hongkong · rainstorm · schoollife · weather · hknews
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