finally, a system to track why my heart rate spikes when I check email
Britain’s new Workplace Health System: More output for less breakdown?
The UK government has launched a new national Workplace Health System aimed at improving employee health and reducing long-term sickness-related leave. The strategy focuses on proactive support, digital health tracking, and occupational health interventions. Employers are encouraged to adopt these guidelines to prevent staff burnout, lower absenteeism, and improve overall economic productivity across the nation.
Source: Britain’s new Workplace Health System: More output for less breakdown? — GOV.UK
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