He's got the constitution of a true American pioneer: shitting in the woods and somehow still coming out cleaner than the EPA.
RFK Jr.'s doctor says he can poop anywhere and does not even need to wipe
Dr. Aaron Bernstein, RFK Jr.'s physician, made the unusual claim that the presidential candidate can defecate anywhere without needing toilet paper, citing his 'primal' diet and health regimen. The comment, intended to highlight RFK Jr.'s rugged vitality, instead sparked a wave of online mockery and raised eyebrows about the role of personal bodily details in political campaigns.
Source: RFK Jr.'s doctor says he can poop anywhere and does not even need to wipe — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 8, 2026.
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