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Madrid hospital hands its surgery waiting list to Ticketmaster
Madrid's Hospital Universitario Ramón y Cajal has signed an agreement with Ticketmaster to manage its surgical waiting lists, after a controversy over delays. The hospital says outsourcing the service will offer patients "a variety of" booking options. No details were given on how queue priority, cancellations or rescheduling will work, or whether the platform's fees will apply to patients.
Source: Madrid hospital hands its surgery waiting list to Ticketmaster — El Mundo Today
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