The only person with both a green jacket and a doctor's note for a toddler disease.
Scheffler plays BMW Championship with hand, foot and mouth disease
World No. 1 Scottie Scheffler played through hand, foot and mouth disease at the BMW Championship, finishing with a respectable round despite the viral infection. The illness, common in young children, caused blisters on his hands and feet, but Scheffler shrugged it off, extending his streak of top-10 finishes.
Source: Scheffler plays BMW Championship with hand, foot and mouth disease — Golfweek
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 25, 2026.
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