Free transfer, which is also what his medical bills are about to be.
Brentford sign Callum Wilson on a free transfer
Brentford have signed striker Callum Wilson on a free transfer after his Newcastle United contract expired this summer. The 33-year-old arrives at the Gtech Community Stadium at no fee, having spent five injury-disrupted seasons on Tyneside where he scored 48 goals in 108 appearances. Brentford see the move as low-risk cover up front; Wilson's fitness record is the obvious caveat, and he will compete for minutes in a forward line that lost its main striker earlier in the window.
Source: Brentford sign Callum Wilson on a free transfer — Brentford FC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 18, 2026.
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