being 16 is already bad. now he's got four goals and a mortgage-worth of therapy to process.
Chelsea teenager makes history in 4-0 humbling by Brentford
Sydney-born 16-year-old Mahdi Nicoll-Jazuli came off the bench to become Chelsea's youngest-ever player in a 4-0 defeat by Brentford. Chelsea manager Xabi Alonso's side were already well beaten by the time the teenager entered, conceding four in a performance that raises fresh questions about a defence that has leaked goals all season. Nicoll-Jazuli's milestone was reduced to a footnote as Brentford celebrated a rout that leaves Chelsea's top-four hopes in serious jeopardy.
Source: Chelsea teenager makes history in 4-0 humbling by Brentford — football360.com.au
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